airturd 

A massive fart that smells like a big shit.

Holy shit! That smells like an airturd!

airturd by longdick12 February 20, 2009

Airtard 

This is a person who has either never flown on a commercial airline or has flown, but refuses to abide by the standard conventions and customary practices that would allow the rest of the public to reach our destinations with speed and minimal hassle.

Did you see the guy with four carry-ons, trying to board before his row is called, then standing there blocking the way for the rest of us-- What an airtard!

Airtard by SkynSea April 27, 2009

air turd 

(âr)(tûrd), noun

The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.

The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.

air turd by sftr November 3, 2005

air turd 

A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.

"Dude, your fart smells like someone took a dump in here! You definitely laid an air turd!"

air turd by Genester October 11, 2007

arturd 

An individual who impressively possesses nuggets of knowledge about nearly every topic under the sun.

After his rendition of Nuvole Bianche, the arturd gave a knowing smile, put down his violin, and proceeded to tell us that polar bears are the largest carnivores on land.

arturd by dinohunter! December 27, 2021

arturd 

Someone who's talented, witty and extremely thoughtful!

Sam: You're friends with Arturd?! You must be so lucky!
Leo: I know!!

arturd by anonymous December 28, 2021

arturd 

An arturd is a rare specimen of human with mad dad energy. A highly recommendable companion to study, joke, go on comedy nights, have deep or dumb conversations with. The arturd may occasionally go into extensive explanations of complex topics he is somehow an expert on. Also has a high appreciation for memes, and feeds you nice portuguese sweets. Despite the unintended pun in the name, the arturd is a great friend who never fails to show up.

Person 1: Omg i think i just saw a greek god walk by
Person 2: Oh yes, that was just an arturd

arturd by whatiszis December 28, 2021