airturd
airturd by longdick12 February 20, 2009
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This is a person who has either never flown on a commercial airline or has flown, but refuses to abide by the standard conventions and customary practices that would allow the rest of the public to reach our destinations with speed and minimal hassle.
air turd
(âr)(tûrd), noun
The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.
The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.
air turd
A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.
arturd
An individual who impressively possesses nuggets of knowledge about nearly every topic under the sun.
After his rendition of Nuvole Bianche, the arturd gave a knowing smile, put down his violin, and proceeded to tell us that polar bears are the largest carnivores on land.
arturd by dinohunter! December 27, 2021
arturd
An arturd is a rare specimen of human with mad dad energy. A highly recommendable companion to study, joke, go on comedy nights, have deep or dumb conversations with. The arturd may occasionally go into extensive explanations of complex topics he is somehow an expert on. Also has a high appreciation for memes, and feeds you nice portuguese sweets. Despite the unintended pun in the name, the arturd is a great friend who never fails to show up.