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Ainsley Hay 

Ainsley Hay is the hottest babe to EVER exist. She loves to mess around with her big boi bongos in band, and if you ever see her, you should immediately bow down in honor of the legend. Sadly, Ainsley Hay vanished during her 8th grade year at St. Louis Catholic School, to never be seen again. She will be missed.
John Edward: *hits big boi bongo*

Band Kids: o.o that's Ainsley Hay's stick of truth!
Ainsley Hay by hong-van liquor April 8, 2019
Related Words
aink • Ainsley • ains • Anks • Ainslie • ainslee • ainesh • ainslea • Ainsleigh • ainasuha

painis in the ainis 

A phrase that is used by the Soldier from TF2 "Team Fortress 2" In some Garry's mod animations. Painis means penis and ainis mean anus.
Red Soldier: That scout is got a painis in the ainis!

Blu Scout: You suck!
Ainsley is the most loving person you will ever meet. She has a smile that will probably make you Faint, once you see her you will see that she is drop dead Gorgeous. Her personality is one of a kind, She isn't afraid to say that she's awesome and will probably scream it into a mic. Ainsley Is an Amazing Friend to have too! If She sees you crying she will ask who she has to Fight just for you!
Guy- Wow look at that girl over there! shes amazing.
Me- you just fell in love with an Ainsley.
Ainsley by Canvas January 8, 2019

Ainasitis 

The discomfort ones anus feels after backing out a shit with epic girth
My god, I’ve got terrible ainasitis today after my massive shit this morning
Ainasitis by Cheeky Heath July 2, 2020
a very chill girl, with a big heart. her smile is contagious and so is her laugh. she doesn’t tend to notice others, not in a selfish way, more in a sense that she’s too busy daydreaming or laughing. she’s quiet but once you get to know her she won’t shut up. a beautiful girl inside and out. she’s also an avid coffee drinker.
Ainsley by anonymous1736548 May 14, 2018
Imaginative, creative, able to find light in a situation.
See's beyond the obvious, is exquisitely beautiful.
An Ainsley has their own strong opinions of life and of love.
Will not stay in one place for very long.
They are unlike any other, that person must be an Ainsley.
Ainsley by hgwupwhhhh June 6, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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