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ginger ailment 

Minor illness of a heartbroken nature related to pining for someone of the Ginger sort (red-haired-ed)- the rarest of all of the humans.
Example:

Girl 1: Oh man that dude Chuck is so awesome! I've got the hugest ginger ailment for him. He's light bright, flamin' hott, and speckled like a cheetah. But that dood won't show me any love no matter how many loads of laundry I wash for him!

Girl 2: He is hot...and is all like Prince Harry charm mixed with David Caruso cool mixed with Ron Weasley awkward. I tried to hit that and all I got was this old moth eaten Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt to show for it..that I dug out of his garbage.

Girl 1: Sigh..

Girl 2: Sigh...
ginger ailment by Crèmebrûléed September 25, 2013
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the ailment 

Guy1: Fuck the ailment played some sick shit last night!
Guy2: Fck yeah!
the ailment by Johnno. November 13, 2009

the ailment 

The ailment is synonymous with Homosexuality.
Your step-dad has the ailment. I would know because we had sex.
the ailment by Zcusm April 25, 2010

stomach ailments 

Any sort of illness of the stomach or digestive tract.
Stomach ailments include Stomach flu, vomiting, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, etc.

Codex Alimentarius 

A corrupted food-based industry that definitely contain the worst types of human beings (should I really call them that) that exist in the world. A sex slave to the big drug, biotech, and GMO corporations. These shit-talking dickheads will do anything that they can to rob us our health and health freedom so they can earn a little bit more profit from them. These rotten pieces of shit splatter more horseshit than a horse's intestines thrown into a lawnmower, and they purposely do it just so their butt buddy corporations like Big Pharma would make more profit. These assholes spread their horseshit by threatening countries to join them by saying that if they don't join Codex Alimentarius they can't join the World Trade Organization. Unless we can stop them, they will ban every single natural health food, every single vitamin and mineral supplement, and every herb, and they will accomplish that by classfying nutrients as toxins not through science, but through fart that came out of their brains that are lodged inside their dicks. On the other hand, these hypocritical dickheads don't consider pharmaceutical drugs and pesticides as toxic, despite the fact any blind and deaf retard could tell that they are. They want to make it mandatory for all crops and livestock to be treated with genetic engineering, irradiation, pesticides, wax, and food colouring, so that with the citizen's health in jeopardy (more healthy people means fewer drugs sold, hence fewer profits from Big Pharma. Aww boo hoo hoo), all those extra bucks they make will satisfy their sexual fetish for dollar bills. Needless to say, they don't give a flying shit about people's health. Whenever people die, they go and masturbate inside their funerals. When their laws are implemented, an average of 3 billion people (most from third-world countries) will die simply because they're not allowed to eat nutrient dense foods. These cash-mongering assholes deserve the worst possible punishment if they ever get captured when people discover the truths about them. They need to be stopped ASAP for the health and safety of of our citizens and the freedom of our citizens.

Their regulations sound idiotic and asinine enough never to be passed, right? Well, no. The North American governments can do little to stop them because the Codex is universally adopted (due to afformented reasons) and if the government decides to approve the Codex laws, they'll do so without parliamentary approval. Which means WE AS CITIZENS CAN ONLY STOP THE CODEX!
Dickhead aka Codex Alimentarius worker: I have an idea. Let's all ban those poisonous nutrient supplements from markets and make it mandatory to grow crops using irradiation, GMO's, pesticides, and all those shit that's bad for us.

Logical person who actually care about other people: Sir, there's one problem: there has never been a study showing that nutrients will kill us and that natural foods are deadly to us. So bite me, jackass.

Dickhead: Shut up! I don't want you spreading our secrets. <grabs out a gun and shoots logical person in the head>




The amount of knowledge Codex knows about science is the same as the amount of knowledge a goldfish knows about the land.

Codex is so full of shit up to the eyes I'm surprised that they haven't even been sundried yet.
Codex Alimentarius by Mack75 October 14, 2008

alimentary canal 

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.
I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.
alimentary canal by Caligula May 20, 2004

solum poculum pro alimentum 

Liking every food except for foods that are not soup

i don't speak Latin, idk if these are the right tenses lol
Person 1: yeah, she's a solum poculum pro alimentum
Person 2: ... why are you just spewing Latin words now
Person 1: she only likes soup; and besides its in the urban dictionary (well now it is) so it must be a real word (false, you'd have to be a nerd to use this in a sentence)