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Alone(ness)

The act of standing out through your actions in a negative (i.e; stupid/foolish) way. Being deemed 'alone' and 'knowing what you are'. Being so 'alone', you eminate 'aloneness'.
Here are some examples of the words 'alone' and 'alone(ness)', and how they can be used in a sentence.

When you're at a party and you're the only one dancing, 'you are alone'. When you tell a joke and nobody laughs, 'you are alone'. When you see only one loud and crazy person in a group of sane people, 'they alone'. Just look at them, nod affirmatively, and know to yourself that--

"they know what they are.."

A lot of other things are 'alone' too. The presidential campaign 2008 is kind of 'alone' (especially McCain). President Bush is VERY 'alone'. Reality TV is 'alone' (and you all know it), and so on and so on.. By now you get the point, 'know what I am', and now share in my 'aloneness'.

Example 1: "Jerome! Would you stop bein' 'alone' with yo friends and help my ass out over here with these dishes!? That little boy 'knows what he is' with his 'aloneness'.."

Example 2: "I felt her 'aloneness' as soon as she entered the room.. 'She knows what she is', and yet she continues to be 'alone'. I just don't get it.."

(You know what you are for reading all of this. But I'm sure there is someone out there in the world who is more alone than you are. Gives ya something to think about now, does it?)
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aloneless 

The absense of the alone state. Or not alone. Someone is always with you.
Aloneless is poetic tongue in cheek word play that mocks the state of aloneness or loneliness. Using "alone" and "less", words that are subtractive in nature. But when joined together, not only are the words no longer alone, the new word literally means "not alone" and the previously subtractive connotation is obliterated.
aloneless by hamshanks November 23, 2023

aloneless 

The absense of the alone state. Or not alone. Someone is always with you.
Aloneless is poetic tongue in cheek word play that mocks the state of aloneness or loneliness. Using "alone" and "less", words that are subtractive in nature. But when joined together, not only are the words no longer alone, the new word literally means "not alone" and the previously subtractive connotation is obliterated.
aloneless by hamshanks November 23, 2023
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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