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When dissapointment takes you by surprise.
Upon finding a parking ticket "Ahh man, that shit faced cat cunt gave me a ticket"
ahh man by Sir Villhelm November 9, 2006
Words you can keep
when a friend or acquaintance say they are going to do something that directly correlates with you, and then backs out at the last second most of the time without warning or giving notice
Person 1: Dude, where's Scooter at?
Person 2: I don't know man, he said he was coming an hour ago, but I think he's pulling an ahh man.
ahh man by atlfalconsrule March 29, 2011

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten! 

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

Ahh-mann 

Type of thing you say when you're a bougie atheist but agree with someone on something.
said in a low-pitched gasping voice.
*Friend*:Bro! Do you know what Witold Gombrowicz used to say?
*Me*: What son?
*Friend*: "To me, art almost always speaks more forcefully when it appears in an imperfect, accidental, and fragmentary way, somehow just signaling its presence... I prefer the Chopin that reaches me in the street from an open window to the Chopin served in great style from the concert stage."
*Me*: Ahh-mann....
Ahh-mann by DamnRightHoe May 23, 2020

manure-ahh 

(v).To have anal sex with a Jewish girl.
Yo Son, I manure-ahhed Mindy Fleischman last night in the backseat of her dad's Lexus!
manure-ahh by Benny Doorstop January 3, 2005
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