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It is a mixture of afloat and sink. Even though those two words are opposites and can't really go together.
The titanic wasn't very aflonk.
aflonk by GoldenCookie05 December 6, 2020
Use of juxtaposition in a single word. Sink and afloat mashed together into one.
The titanic wasn’t very aflonk
Aflonk by GoldenCookie05 September 2, 2021
The sexiest most amazing girl in school, everyone loves her but no one wants to get on the wrong side of her.
"Wow look at her she's such an alonky!"
alonky by Honky bonky alonky July 6, 2022

Aflockalypse 

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.
Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?
Aflockalypse by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011
Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) term used express a feeling of disbelief. Used in the childhood saying of "Alonka alonka lei lei peanut butter jelly, mama kiss the baby. Im telling!"
Kainoa, "Alonka(z) yu broke da tichaz printa!"
Mahina "Na-uh! Brah I neva!"
alonka by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010

Aflockalypse 

The term accounting for mass animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).
Did you hear they found more dead birds in Sweden?" "Yeah man, its like the Aflockalypse!
Aflockalypse by Thuperduper January 8, 2011
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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