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affend
affend by affend easiest meaning February 5, 2018
AFENDS
AFENDS is an Australian clothing and surfing company founded in Byron Bay. It appeals to young people particularly skating and surfing communities.
AFENDS by anonymous_skater June 12, 2011
Afendi
Afendi is a best friend anyone can ever have. He is so funny and amusing. Nobody hates Afendi. Afendi's name means priest, master, or friend. He has black hair, brown eyes, and is really short.
Affentittengeil
Literally translated from German as Monkey Breast Horny. Used to describe something as "great" or supercool".
"I'd like you to meet my friend Gary. He's an affentittengeil guy."
"Wow, look at that horny monkey's tits. This German porn is affentittengeil!"
As a negative: That guy is such a loser. Nicht affentittengeil.
"Wow, look at that horny monkey's tits. This German porn is affentittengeil!"
As a negative: That guy is such a loser. Nicht affentittengeil.
Affentittengeil by madarencal May 7, 2013
affenstark
affenstark by MongoMonkey138 November 26, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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