adverpornial

Advertising that relies on pornography for its allure or near impossibilty to stop watching despite the product placement

last time I watched 'going down on Lucy' there was a wanker adverpornial just in the background that you couldnt miss

by drogue chute September 6, 2014

advertorial

An article or editorial that has been written for the purpose of promoting a product or service. The word itself is a combination of "advertisement" and "editorial." Often the piece will avoid a tone with overt bias.

I had read a whole page about vitamins in the news magazine before realizing the story was just an advertorial.

by brianbbad March 23, 2011

advertorial sage

One who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.

The advertorial sage's day job seems contrary to her true passion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.

by Peralta January 12, 2009