A awkward flamboyant metrosexual male who enjoys creeping on people. Is often seen licking strangers and making them feel that their personal "bubble" has been popped. Has many friends, and enjoys sadistic llamas. Is attracted to a vacant piano like a moth is to a bright light.

Man: Hey whats that horny boy doing to that lamp post?
Friend of M.A.: I... I don't know. You stop asking questions like that when you're friends with Madame Adam.

Madame Adam by LaQuiQuiAndChips June 15, 2011

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Adam the madam

A dude who thinks he is tough but actually likes to tuck his pepe between his legs

Dude1 hey theres adam the madam.

Dude2 some say he eats food off the floor

dude1 yuck

Adam the madam by Uncle prickly May 23, 2018

madame adam

a quacker, a yeeter, and an oofer
he gon hit u with that mia khalifa and he will skrrt u to death

AAAA ITS MADAME ADAM

madame adam by swaggyooferb0i March 1, 2019

madam im adam

Popular palindrome

madam im adam=Hello Ma'am . My name is Adam

madam im adam by Roseynosey August 8, 2016

madam im adam

the snobby bush dragon who like to tell stories about Mr. Snuggles, and make fun of tayla the hackham-ian.

1. adam said yesterday "madam im adam"
2. "zomg that d00d iz lyk totally acting like a Madam Im Adam. what a snobby bush dragon.. gee won't even fetch me a phucking cuppycake with a picture of a dinosaur and lots of icing. d00d!"

madam im adam by ! S . A R G H . B 3 L L E . April 26, 2008

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

An expression of lesbian pride.

Lesbian: Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!
Well, that was obvious, but I can't think of anything.

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve! by Deborah! August 22, 2007

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026