the condition of being fetishistically attracted to penises that have had healthy and functional erogenous tissue surgically excised from them.
girl: foreskin is so dirty, i could only ever spend my life with a circumcised man!
guy: don't you know that by comparison the mouth is so bacterially rich that when you kiss someone you are literally sucking filth? i bet you'd never remove parts of your genetalia to make them "cleaner". find someone else to follow around, you twisted acucullophiliac!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!