The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)
Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.
Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.
Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends
by Boureö August 31, 2010
by Khristof October 21, 2004
by Dig Bickus August 3, 2021
Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)
Another word for Fart.
Another word for Fart.
Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!
by Oh, This Guy Is Good February 12, 2010
by pkon March 30, 2008
Acoustic Soul music is a music genre originating in the lounge room of people who think they are awesome and in touch with a higher spirituality, combining elements of gospel music and rhythm and soul, but always played acoustic.1 According to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, acoustic soul is "music that arose out of the gang bang experience in Africa through the transmutation of gospel and rhythm & blues into a form of funky, secular testifying."
by gr79 January 21, 2012
Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.
by Done it all dave December 5, 2022