ass acoustics

Each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently.

- Why are my farts always louder than yours?
- Cause we have different ass acoustics.

by pkon March 30, 2008

asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

by 556boyer April 24, 2011