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Jay: Those grits are thick, its looks like rice from afar.
Ace: No they don’t, they look like grits aclose!
Jay: Aclose? I think you just made that up…
Ace: No I didn’t..(goes to urban dictionary to make a definition for aclose)

Ace: I told you it was a real word.
aclose by v16es July 10, 2023
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A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.
One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.
Word of the Day on July 25, 2024

Allosexual

Allosexual is a term used most commonly in the asexual community to refer to someone who is not asexual.
Someone who is allosexual is someone who experiences sexual attraction.

Commonly shortened to allo.
Jack: I think I'm sexually attracted to Jane
Jill: you must be an allosexual then.
Allosexual by LittleMissAce July 28, 2014

Allosexual

The opposite of asexuality, allosexuality is a term used when someone experiences a 'typical' amount of sexual attraction, to a level which is considered normal by society.
I've Experienced sexual attraction quite regularly to many different people since hitting puberty, so I guess I must be allosexual
Allosexual by N9GB January 2, 2017

that was a close one 

is an english saying. If you are CLOSE to getting caught by someone or hit by something but you don't actually get hit or caught you say "that was a close one" so if someone threw a ball at you and it was about to hit you but it didn't and you dodged it you would then use the term "that was a close one"
that was a close one by Galuzzina September 20, 2016

Allosexual

“My favorite dinosaur is the Allosaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re an Allosexual.”
Allosexual by Spinoraptor159 February 15, 2018

throwing a sausage up a close 

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.
"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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