the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.
"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?
Jay: Those grits are thick, its looks like rice from afar.
Ace: No they donβt, they look like grits aclose!
Jay: Aclose? I think you just made that upβ¦
Ace: No I didnβt..(goes to urban dictionary to make a definition for aclose)
rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so johnβs wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ππ ππ½π πΈππ πΆππΉ πΎπ ππ½π πΈππ πΆππΉ πΆπππππΉ ππ½π πΈππ πΆππΉ ππ ππ½π π»ππππ, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.