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achstache 

"Man, that dude has an achstache!"
achstache by lkijfdgvjsdkv May 14, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
An alternative pronunciation of “assface”, when you don’t want an assface to know you are calling them as such. Here the “c” in “assface” is pronounced “che”, as in Italian.
That guy Ryan looks like he has a butt for a head. But I don’t want to insult him, so I just refer to him as an ahhsfache.
Ahhsfache by joseph blough October 3, 2022

acstache 

Kind of self-explanatory. It's when the area between your nose and upperlip is covered with zits, usually also containing a few hair sprouts.
Billy: "Can you help me with the answer to number three?"

Mandy: "Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy starring at your repulsive acstache. You should get that treated."

acstache by skate_element92 August 17, 2006

asstache 

The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.
My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.
asstache by Sidesmack January 26, 2008

Asstache 

hair on your buttox
did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog
Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

acnestache

A series of pimples and or zits in the shape of a moustache. Probably caused by eating grasy food and not washing you face.
See also acnebeard
Eww look at that guy's acnestache!
My brother has a prominent acnestache.
His acnestache was a big turnoff.
acnestache by Alison King September 6, 2007

asstache 

Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus
Look at the asstache on that cat.
asstache by Kevin Walter December 9, 2008
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