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ace hardware

A tool so great, thus needing to be promoted to the next level of toolness.
ace hardware by snipe7281 December 17, 2008

Ace Hardware

A huge tool/toolshed that is so big it needs to be a hardware instead of a toolshed.
You are toolshed, no ur such a tool shed that you are an ace hardware.
Ace Hardware by bigbigbig December 17, 2008

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks 

The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass
ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026