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accufession 

An accusation of specific wrongdoing, based purely on the fact (and thus indicative of the fact) that it is precisely what the accuser is doing himself (or would do if he could).
Q: Why does Biden whine about an (sic) stolen election?
A: Of all the Republican accufessions, this must rank as the most ridiculous I’ve seen yet. Almost as if it was generated by artificial imbecility.
accufession by The Font October 8, 2024
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Accufession 

An accusation with a projection that is also a confession.
Donald Trump calls Biden "Sleepy Joe," when it's actually Trump who can't stay awake in meetings. The epithet "Sleepy Joe" is an accufession. The word can also be used as a verb, as in "Donald Trump accufessed that Joe Biden falls asleep in meetings."
Accufession by Etymixologist June 24, 2025

accussionist 

A person that accuses with no proof.. like many YouTubers to..
Unless I wanna be a wild accussionist
accussionist by StefAnimation February 5, 2019

Aconfessional

1. Something or someone which doesn't suscribe to a theist faith
2. Secularism
Spain doesn't have an official state religion but can colaborate with religious institutions, is an aconfessional state not a laicist one
Aconfessional by Ninjaturtle10 March 13, 2026

Accessional Delusion

Accessional Delusion (noun): A psychological condition where an authority figure (usually a teacher or a boss) invents a fictional, highly exaggerated legacy to maintain their "Main Character" status. Symptoms include aggressively taking credit for other people's success and making up wild flexes that never happened.

- MJ
Teacher: "All the famous artists in the industry right now were my students, and I actually run a secret underground thesis-writing racket on the weekends."
Student: "Just ignore him, bro is suffering from severe Accessional Delusion."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026