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to be certain, as in ABSOlutley POSitive
Are you sure he's going to be there?
I'm absopos.
absopos by rock on January 27, 2003

Absoposilutely 

A failure at combining the words "absolutely" and "positively." As some of you may have noticed, it drops the "tiv" part of "positively."

For a better version, try using "Absoposilutively."
Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: Absoposilutely
Guy 1: Yeah, that's not really helping your case.
Absoposilutely by Selias August 15, 2014

Absoposilutely 

Catch phrase for absolutely, positively.
It's absoposilutely going to happen.
Absoposilutely by Jess November 22, 2003

absapositively

A combination of absolutely and positively. To create a more truthful word.
Person 1: "I think you're weird."
Person 2: "I absapositively think you're weird too."
absapositively by galenasmart March 1, 2010

Absopositivellutally 

Absopositivellutally: Without a doubt! Exclamationof approval.
"We absopositivellutally would love to go to the Grand Canyon!" "That is absopositivellutally the best idea you've ever had."

Absopositivolutly 

Absolutely Positive - started by Positive_Prim a (alternate ego ) . A term used for Prompting Positivity
I'm Absopositivolutly Loving This Day 😁