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Absolute Spank 

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"
Absolute Spank by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

Absolutesalmon 

An absolute salmon is a large or small fish caught by two or more big mons.
It’s an absolutesalmon yo
Absolutesalmon by BigMonRoySturgis January 22, 2021