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Absolute G
Man; you see that guy Graeme.... fed 1000 people from one fish. Absolute G!
Absolute G by CasperG May 29, 2018
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Absolute Gäri 

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A female who is objectively attractive by all measures of the word.
Ohhh damn man that’s a 10.

Yeah bro she’s an absolute gäri
Absolute Gäri by Rådet ™ February 21, 2020
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Absolute Gimp

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A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"
Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp
Absolute Gimp by chode boiler November 10, 2010
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Absolute Gimp

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Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
Absolute Gimp by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017
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absolute gamer 

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bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
youre not an epic absolute gamer noob
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Absolute Garden Gnome 

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That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
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