absolute g 

Gangster

Look at him with the fur coat. He looks like an absolute G

absolute g by Nikki_N April 2, 2015

Absolute G 

Absolute G

Man; you see that guy Graeme.... fed 1000 people from one fish. Absolute G!

Absolute G by CasperG May 29, 2018

Absolute Gäri 

A female who is objectively attractive by all measures of the word.

Ohhh damn man that’s a 10.

Yeah bro she’s an absolute gäri

Absolute Gäri by Rådet ™ February 21, 2020

Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"

Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp

Absolute Gimp by chode boiler November 10, 2010

Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.

e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'

Absolute Gimp by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017

absolute gamer 

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer

youre not an epic absolute gamer noob

absolute gamer by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019

Absolute Garden Gnome 

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

Absolute Garden Gnome by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020