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gets along with everyone and has a crushes on girls that don’t like him like that
Absalon lowkey downbad
Absalon by Donttalktome November 26, 2021
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Very funny, outgoing, caring, and overall an amazing person. Has shitty Wi-Fi and will never beat Eva at Arsenal though. Live laugh love absalon!!
damnnn absalon is fr fr feo!!
Absalon by soobinpee November 22, 2021
Free spirited individual. He cares more about the emotions around him than his own. He would give his shirt off his back for anyone in need. He is sometimes misunderstood, but that is one of the finer mysteries.
I heard absalon talking about the weather today
absalon by Alliskrink November 23, 2021

Green Abalone 

First exemplified by the original Green Abalone, The Green Abalone has now evolved into a concept, extending to all those who are true to themselves, and are not afraid to stand out from the crowd as a result.
Her Pikachu backpack says Pika in four different ways when pressed on the side. What a Green Abalone!
Green Abalone by Y. Yu February 25, 2008
Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.
That' boy is such an absalom
Absalom by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017

diving for abalone 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.
a man with this last name has a great sense of humour and knows how to treat a girl. he also has a dick the size of godzilla.
milton absolon is great in bed.
absolon by Darkwolf5x October 23, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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