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Very funny, outgoing, caring, and overall an amazing person. Has shitty Wi-Fi and will never beat Eva at Arsenal though. Live laugh love absalon!!
damnnn absalon is fr fr feo!!
Absalon by soobinpee November 22, 2021
Free spirited individual. He cares more about the emotions around him than his own. He would give his shirt off his back for anyone in need. He is sometimes misunderstood, but that is one of the finer mysteries.
I heard absalon talking about the weather today
absalon by Alliskrink November 23, 2021

Green Abalone 

First exemplified by the original Green Abalone, The Green Abalone has now evolved into a concept, extending to all those who are true to themselves, and are not afraid to stand out from the crowd as a result.
Her Pikachu backpack says Pika in four different ways when pressed on the side. What a Green Abalone!
Green Abalone by Y. Yu February 25, 2008
Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.
That' boy is such an absalom
Absalom by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017

diving for abalone 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.
a man with this last name has a great sense of humour and knows how to treat a girl. he also has a dick the size of godzilla.
milton absolon is great in bed.
absolon by Darkwolf5x October 23, 2017