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abortiversary

The anniversary of the day you aborted a fetus, known to some as a "child."

This is typically a day of very dark reflection, either because of the act itself or the hoops you were forced to jump through as a result of knocking up a very crazy and hormonal young tramp.
Tomorrow is our abortiversary. When I say "our," I mean me, that crazy chick to whom I will never speak again, and that cluster of cells that at the bottom of a biohazard bag.

What am I doing for my abortiversary, you ask? I'm going to go get shit-faced, hopefully resulting in some permanent amnesia that will encompass said abortion.

My near-baby-mama wants to know what we should do to celebrate our abortiversary. I suggested getting her a hysterectomy.
by WayneGretzky February 16, 2010
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adoptiversary

combined from adoption and anniversary...used to to denote the anniversary of adopting a kid or a furkid.

Often celebrated like a birthday.
Tomorrow is me and Fido's adoptiversary...it is 3 years since I picked him up at the shelter
by daveholman May 1, 2009
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