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abdalmaged 

abdalmaged by abdalmaged November 7, 2023
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abdalmaged 

is the type of guy to rarely brushes his teeth, he also he also thinks he can't be wrong, and will lie about you if you try saying anything semi-rude about him, he also drinks too much Pepsi and takes things too far.
person 1: hey abdalmaged did you brush your teeth today?

abdalmaged: you look fat you ugly bastard.

person 1: i was just asking

abdalmaged: i don't care you, ugly dumbass,
abdalmaged by Imthepepsigod November 8, 2023
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This is when some random things happen to your online profile and it caused unknown changes to your feed or friends list. When you have a difficult time undoing settings that changed more than you had desired
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