aarp

An old ass person, who usually like to bitch about stuff like: not enough handicapped parking at Old Country Buffet, prescription drug prices, and how good the "Good Old Days" were.

"Damn, that bitch with the cane is AARP."

by A Law January 12, 2005

aarp

much like the association, aarp refers to an old guy. They typically don't realize that they're mid-life and pursue 20 something's like it's their job.

Eew that guy is straight up aarp, why would I ever talk to him.

by marecare September 22, 2005

AARP

1)Well organized gang of shakedown artists running a protection racket, extorting usurious payoffs from honest businesses using the tactical codewords 'Senior's Discount'. Using tactics not dissimilar to those of organized crime, differing only in its blatant daylight robbery nature and its quasi-legitimacy as an NGO.
2) The Political wing of the notorious Grey Panthers.

1)'Gimme my discount or the next issue of the AARP Newsletter will PUBLISH your sorry ass'
2)'I'm sorry, Mr. Pharmaceutical Company, but if I vote for tariffs on drug imports, the AARP will make sure that I can't get elected dogcatcher in this district'

by MYCRFT May 21, 2005

aarping

When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.

Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.

by katamos August 30, 2008

AARP

The voice of senile people!

Oh, here goes the AARP defending seniles right to drive though they'll more than likely plow down people!

by Piranha November 22, 2004

AARPing

Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)

Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!

by Some wiseman November 12, 2017

AARP

Armed And Really Pissed

Officer to dispatch we have a AARP suspect on the move!

by Corporal-Biscuit August 12, 2018