AARP 

1)Well organized gang of shakedown artists running a protection racket, extorting usurious payoffs from honest businesses using the tactical codewords 'Senior's Discount'. Using tactics not dissimilar to those of organized crime, differing only in its blatant daylight robbery nature and its quasi-legitimacy as an NGO.
2) The Political wing of the notorious Grey Panthers.

1)'Gimme my discount or the next issue of the AARP Newsletter will PUBLISH your sorry ass'
2)'I'm sorry, Mr. Pharmaceutical Company, but if I vote for tariffs on drug imports, the AARP will make sure that I can't get elected dogcatcher in this district'

AARP by MYCRFT May 23, 2005

AARP 

The voice of senile people!

Oh, here goes the AARP defending seniles right to drive though they'll more than likely plow down people!

AARP by Piranha November 21, 2004

AARP 

Armed And Really Pissed

Officer to dispatch we have a AARP suspect on the move!

AARP by Corporal-Biscuit August 12, 2018

AARP 

How old people get things cheaper.

I have my AAR- (gasp) MY HIP!!!

AARP by Tony ramone June 28, 2005

AARP 

(v.) flirting or getting hit on by a person fifteen or more years, one's senior.
In reference to a female, aarping around. In reference to a male, aarping it up. The former carries a negative connotation.

Girl, why do grown old men keep trying to buy you drinks and get your number at the club? Quit aarping around!

Dude, I know you think your English teacher is hot, but quit aarping it up!

AARP by Vandys Finest April 21, 2007

AARP 

The loud belches that old people tend to make involuntarily.

That Pot Roast sure was good...

...AARP!

AARP by Craig Bartal January 5, 2005

AARP 

What the autistic kid screams for no reason

Hi Ryan
AARP!

AARP by Hobozygous November 12, 2017