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A super sweet gal I met on B.T. whom I kept quoting song lyrics too. I hope she's doing alright now.
Ahed, I agree to that pact, okay?
ahed by Vdddd March 28, 2021
She's a super sweet gal I talked with at B.T. I hope she's okay and remains strong. And yeah, I kept quoting song lyrics to her. She liked it
Ahed, I agree to that pact, alright?
ahed by Vdddd March 28, 2021
Ahed is the type of mfkr to take pics with other girls to remind you that you got competition
Ahed is toxic asf
Ahed by Another menace to society November 23, 2021

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

A piece of shit that will punch you 24/7 make super funny sex jokes and fart when fasting. Also will try to convert you to a Muslim and cant spell his best friend's name for shit. Ahed routine-

25% faggot
55% jokes

120% farting

and will die in Fortnite and always always always blame and scream on you

and cant cough and fart at the same time

will blow you up if u piss him so stay careful
and is super haram
Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

hi Ahed

*cough cough* fartttttttttttttttt * cough cough*
k bye

Ahedroop 

A handsome sharp sighted man who is made for a girl named beautiful . He would take care of her for his entire journey of life even though she is far away from him for the time being . There can be differences between both due to third party interference and obstruction . He can wonderful poet , a caring soulmate , good looking and beautiful both inside-out .
Ahedroop's best friend is a great artist , a Shih-tzu and a Pembroke-Welsch Corgi lover although she has kept pets of other breeds.
Ahedroop by Ahedroop November 23, 2021
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