Ethan Couch's overly-indulgent father became embroiled in a major-hissy-fit "aaahhhrrrggghhument" when da school dat his son was attending wouldn't acquiesce to his demands for special/preferential treatment for his spoiled-rotten son, no matter how much he offered to bribe them; he eventually resorted to threatening to purchase da entire school just so dat it could be run da way he and his "Little Prince" preferred.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.