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Guy 1: "Thanks for the help man"
Guy 2: "No probs"
Guy 1: "a.m.h.!"
a.m.h. by Cweek July 7, 2005
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I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

If I give you my hand will you take it and make me the happiest man in the world
Hey babe I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W!

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

Would you go with me if we roll down streets of fire.
Would you hold on to me tiiiighteeer?
As the summer sun got hiiighheeeerrrr.
If we rolled from town-to-town, and never shut it dooooowwnnnnn.

Would you go with meeeee?
If we were looost in fields of cloooooveeeer?
Would we walk even clooossseeerrr?
Until the trip was oovveeerrr?
And would it be okayyy if I didn't know the waayyyyyyyy?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieeest man in the woooooooorrrld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minuuute withoouuut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the sea, let me know if your reaalllyyy a dreeaaaammm.
I love you sooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?

Would you go with meeeeeee?
If we rode the clouds togeeeeeetheeeerrr?
Could you not look down foreeeeeveeeer?
If you were lighter than a feaaaatheeeer?
What if I set you freeeee, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieesstt man in the woooooooooorld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minnute withoooouut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the seaa, help me tie up the ends of a dreeaaaamm?

I gotta knooowww, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?
I love you soooooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Jack: Hey, I want to tell you something....
Isabelle: What is it?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: Uhm...... pardon?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: the fuck

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. 

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.
For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!
1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M 

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
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