A twinge 

Someone incredibly incompetent and oblivious to everything that goes on around them. They know nothing

“Wait is Shawn gay?!”
“yeah they’ve been gay for like 5 years how did you not know?! Your such a twinge”

A twinge by Drapple.4.life November 15, 2020

Doing a twiggers 

Being late to class because your taking a shit

Why were you late?
I was doing a twiggers

Doing a twiggers by Young_whittles_69 June 25, 2020

Puffin Back on a Twanger 

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.

“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”

Puffin Back on a Twanger by Deathstroke2198 November 29, 2017

Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

Twanged a Nut by The tiler January 30, 2019

twine around a sausage 

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.

That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.

twine around a sausage by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

Tie a bit of twine about that by countyculchie August 3, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005