A twinge 

Someone incredibly incompetent and oblivious to everything that goes on around them. They know nothing

“Wait is Shawn gay?!”
“yeah they’ve been gay for like 5 years how did you not know?! Your such a twinge”

A twinge by Drapple.4.life November 15, 2020

Doing a twiggers 

Being late to class because your taking a shit

Why were you late?
I was doing a twiggers

Doing a twiggers by Young_whittles_69 June 25, 2020

Puffin Back on a Twanger 

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.

“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”

Puffin Back on a Twanger by Deathstroke2198 November 29, 2017

Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

Twanged a Nut by The tiler January 30, 2019

twine around a sausage 

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.

That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.

twine around a sausage by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

Tie a bit of twine about that by countyculchie August 3, 2016