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Sri (a Syndrome)

A condition where persons afflicted are
given to severe episodes of insanity such as intense passion for a single person, material object or game (particuarly video games). Most people who have this condition are born with it, but some contract it by being in close proximity to someone with it for long periods of time. Other side effects of this condition include(but are not limited to) enhanced perception, precognative abitlities,
advanced motor skills, voracity, and in some cases, saddness or depression.
There is no known cure for this condition. However, most people with this condition learn to suppress the negitive side effects with meditation, exercize (mental and physical), counsoling and various forms of relaxation. Persons who experience negitive side effects that cannot be overcome by these methods, can always find other methods. Persons with this condition must remember to use it to their advantage, because great things can be accomplished employing the positive aspects. Hope, patience and devotion are the most common side effects.

--The first documented case of Sri occured in 2000 by an agent of
the Bureau of Parnormal Research and Defense, but researchers of The Bureau suspect this condition has existed since 1984.--
She was diagnosed with Sri Syndrome.

outfit A syndrome 

when a girl puts something on and isnt sure of it which leads to changing outfits multiple to an excessive amount of times, hunting for just the right look or feel, and ends up in the original outfit.
"yeah before my date i totally suffer OAS..."

" sweety your totally suffering from outfit A syndrome!"

"... i know OAS is just part of my personality"
outfit A syndrome by queen jane February 7, 2009

Syndrome A.Y.

A disease that is spread in primarily the freshman class of a public school. The symptoms of this disease includes:
1. Taking out your dick in class
2. Getting suspended for a short amount of time
3. Becoming the school laughing stock
Billy: " Did you hear that the new kid caught Syndrome A.Y.?"

Richard: "Yeah man, he took his Richard out in class if you know what I mean"

My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome 

This syndrome has been made popular by Rebeecca Black's "Friday" song.

The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.
Ryan - "Yeah, i was taking Nick home and all of a sudden, he started moving his hand up and down out the window like a damn dolphin"

Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"

system of a down syndrome 

being completly obsessed with system of a down
dude he has system of a down posters all over his house i think he has system of a down syndrome.

I.D.G.A.F syndrome 

short for " i don't give a fuck" which is a very contagious disease causing massive amounts of random anger induced outbursts, spontaneous lack of interest in just about everything, increased will to start and or instigate fights with no clear motive. WARNING: MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BOREDOM WILL TRIGGER THE I.D.G.A.F
Terry:what the hell is Jason's problem, he just cursed out the teacher and slapped his own girl in the mouth.

Brian: He just caught the "I.D.G.A.F syndrome" man!, watch out before he does some more random shit!!