a small dick
a small dick by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017
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A small dick
A small dick by Bod23 May 13, 2019
someone with a small dick
Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!
someone with a small dick by AnonymousSource August 6, 2014
I have a small dick
Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
I have a small dick by Hym Iam November 9, 2020
johnathan dick small like a bean
johnathan dick small like a bean by Pussy fag April 7, 2022
A Small Loan of a Million Dicks
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
A Small Loan of a Million Dicks by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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