A slow 

A faded or normal full beard.

Did you see him rockin a slow?

A slow by Future Rich Guido May 22, 2016

a slow 

it's not a noun, but it's just "a" followed by the adjective "slow". very simple, very flexibly usable.

think of a slow train

a slow way to go

a two hour lecture is a slow way to learn

a slow by Elat' February 13, 2022

a slow night 

A girl that is good conversation but not anyone worth dating or purseing

I met this girl on tinder but She's a slow night.

a slow night by Tdawg707 November 13, 2014

a minute late or a second slow 

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

a minute late or a second slow by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

you're look like a crap in slow motion 

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

you're look like a crap in slow motion by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018

slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.

Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::

slow as a hard shit by GuermoT December 26, 2009

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

Slow as a wet week by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021