a shiite shit 

**THIS IS VAGUELY RACIST, EXERCISE WITH CAUTION**
When you drop a mad deuce, similar to an bomb, with a toxic/fatal odor.

Shiite (or Shia): One of the branches of Islam; Doesn't dig America. Makes America go boom.

Male 1: "Dude, I've got to take a shiite shit!"
Male 2: "Okay, but not in my bathroom, that shits EXPLOSIVE."

a shiite shit by kitty5050 October 14, 2015

Not worth a shite 

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

Not worth a shite by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

murder a shite 

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"

Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!

murder a shite by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015

Away an take yur face for a shite 

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

Away an take yur face for a shite by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

a need a shite 

A need a shite is a British word... It is used for real OG Niggas becose it is just GANGSTA

Here mate a need a shite

a need a shite by McKay May 13, 2005

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

A shite in nylon armor by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

Shite-a-light 

A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.

Lets go and shite-a-light Ray's house.

Shite-a-light by AL89 March 22, 2009