a shark
a shark by christophermccandless March 25, 2009
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a shark
this is just like the little fishy and the big fishy but worse. this is when you take your hand and make a fin-like-shape with your hand. Then really fast you ram your hand into the persons buttcrack. it should hurt them for a while.
i got a running jump and gave my friend a shark in the ass. hahahha! he waddled for like a week.... owned! >:D
a shark by amnesia [aka amber] February 27, 2007
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A Shark
The name for a person who is a relentless predator on a night out. Once they’ve locked into their prey, they will continue pursuit regardless of any amount of rejection or avoidance that they encounter until they devour their victim with their tongue.
Brian:”Did you see Izzie last night?”
Ollie: “Yeah she sharked the fuck out of Tim last night , I caught him hiding in the toilets, but he didn’t have a chance”
Brian: “yeah what a shark”
Ollie: “Yeah she sharked the fuck out of Tim last night , I caught him hiding in the toilets, but he didn’t have a chance”
Brian: “yeah what a shark”
A Shark by Waldothewizard May 23, 2018
a shark
raped by a shark
a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009
I'm a Shark!
The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"
This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
I'm a Shark! by kelderoth April 2, 2007
like a shark
Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.
Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.
Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.
like a shark by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007
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