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also known as A S A P
but A sap iz better 4 sum reason
a sap by enominimous November 9, 2003

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses. 

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

ASAP Yams 

Founder of A$AP Mob. Formed it in 2007 along with ASAP Illz and ASAP Bari. Changed pretty much every member's life. Passed away on January 18th, 2015 from a suspected lean and xanax overdose, although he said he was clean.
RIP ASAP YAMS 1988-2015
ASAP Yams by EAZYIZBACK January 19, 2015
Asap mob (Asap = Always Strive and Prosper) is a group of young rappers from Harlem, New York.
Person 1: have you heard the new asap mob song?
Person 2: yeah that shit go hard!!
Asap mob by Bobmateyay January 5, 2015

stfu asap 

shut the fuck up as soon as possible
stfu asap by Grungels August 2, 2003
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