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When you falsely accuse a workforce and union of being racist with zero evidence or facts
Oh shit tek just pulled a Randy
A randy by Jokes22 June 20, 2023

A Randy West Dilemma 

When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
A Randy West Dilemma by RobJeremy December 21, 2020

A Randy Lenser 

A commercial real estate appraiser who is a real tool.
A Randy Lenser sure is a tool!

Pulling a Randy 

The act of pleasing yourself in the school bathroom during a class. But it all goes to shit when you are caught. If a Randy is caught, then The Fuckening will occur
“I was caught pulling a randy in 4th period”

pulling a Randy 

Getting so drunk you dance when there isn't even music
Yo, Frank was pulling a Randy so hard he fell down the stadium rows!
pulling a Randy by jello132 April 11, 2015

What a Randy 

A totally chill guy, who generally saves his team by doing something extraordinary. He settles for nothing but a win and all the ladies want to bang him.
Guy 1: Man wtf, we are going to get capped out!
Guy 2: Chill the hell out br0 ill just sneak around theses goons

Guy 3: HOLY shat, is he even human!
Guy 1: What a Randy!
What a Randy by Noobfield December 27, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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