A human

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals

Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan

by Brendon Patton July 5, 2013

Humanity

The thing you've lost faith in

Sigh.... I've lost all faith in humanity

by psuedonymoys June 28, 2017

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004

human

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.
Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!

by Chacotay September 7, 2003

Human

1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.

2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.

1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.

2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.

by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014

Humanity

A word for our species, the hope for humanity depends on how well we advance and excel.

The more definitions I read on here, my faith in humanity decreases a bit.

by MadMixG June 1, 2014

Humanity

The worst, most stupid race on planet earth, only a few of their kind have proven to be smart.
Why is humanity so stupid you ask?

Go to these sites and look for yourself:
-youtube.com
-.9gag.com
-facebook.com
-stupidhumans.org

1) Wow, i have lost all faith in humanity.

2) The internet is the place where we see that humanity is fucked.

by MutsKun November 8, 2016