a good story 

a story that isnt too long or too short and ends up in a sexual encounter of an impossible but funny way. also has a short and often shitty ending that dosent relate to the story at all.

alright so this one time ian was in vermont and he was done snowboarding for the day so he headed home. on his way home he saw a moose and a naked chick with huge boobs and a great body riding on his back. she then asked ian if he wanted to fuck this moose with her. he politly declined but put out the option of fuckin him, she took the bait. once comfortable and naked ian proceded to fingering the mysterious woman. she wasnt acknoledging his fingers were even inside of her so he began to use his fist. when she responded witha moan of pleasure ian got excited and moved in further.but then she started bleeding. "stop fucking bleeding on my fucking arm you dumb bitch" ian exclaimed! now he was elbow deep in the slut and she was screaming and still bleeding for more. ian obliged and went shoulder deep therefore shouldering her. his outstreched fingers were protruding from her mouth when he was all the way in and she was loving every second. untill she started to choke. since she could not stop bleeding ian soo became grossed out and bored so ian popped her head off and she bled to death . now thats a good story.

a good story by Joe Boner May 10, 2007

That's a good story, tell it again 

Used if someone tells a horrible story. Highly sarcastic.

"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."

"That was a good story, tell it again."

That's a good story, tell it again by i am so cool. November 18, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008