a gobbler
a gobbler by Pena Slicker July 16, 2009
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Gie us a gobble
(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.
"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?
"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!
"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!
Gie us a gobble by Gr8 August 20, 2009
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Gees a gobble
Scottish translation:
--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble
In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.
--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble
In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.
Gees a gobble by Saha.A October 13, 2008
A Gobble Of Gash
Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
A Gobble Of Gash by FurrCoin June 10, 2023
gobble a dick
gobble a dick by GlazeHer May 28, 2014
gobble a shitty stick
to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"
gobble a shitty stick by mariaaa February 10, 2008
Knob gobbled a kid cannon
When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Knob gobbled a kid cannon by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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