A-glide 

Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.

I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.

A-glide by FireStxr February 8, 2024

Signs of a Glidepath

1. They can't stop lieing
2. They never keep promises
3. They lie to theirselves
4. They are a pathological liar
5. They think they are honest
6. They don't know jonesty

Signs of a Glidepath

Signs of a Glidepath by 459395 April 30, 2022

A-Pose Gliding 

This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.

Producer: So, bugs for today include random A-Pose Gliding on the forest map.

A-Pose Gliding by k80theshade April 17, 2023

aglide 

high buzzed flying loaded wasted stoned high on adid, lsd, mushrooms, etc., tripping

we're glad that you're aglide.

aglide by Treighz July 8, 2007