FireStxr's definitions

A-glide

Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.

I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.

by FireStxr February 8, 2024