A gamer
A gamer by Stupid poo April 3, 2022
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A gamer moment
And example: Marc fail to pass the ball because he doesn’t listen to his team. “Marc you just did a gamer moment all you had to do was to pass the ball”
A gamer moment by Huevo Marc May 28, 2021
Wish a gamer would
The more family friendly version of "Wish a nigga would", which usually means the speaker wants the person to do something to annoy them, then face the consequences.
Synonyms include "Fuck around and find out" and "Bite me"
Synonyms include "Fuck around and find out" and "Bite me"
Person 1: "Dude, that other guy has been talking shit about you and how he could fuck you up in a 1v1 last night."
Person 2: "Probably just a fluke. Wish a gamer would."
Person 2: "Probably just a fluke. Wish a gamer would."
Wish a gamer would by BTS4ever December 17, 2020
Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30
Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30 by RATSCHEESE October 24, 2019
Possibly a gamer
Possibly a gamer by Timeworntitan73 May 12, 2022
Beat a gamer month.
In March furries who are sick of gamers can beat the shit out of them on any day at any time of the day, any day of the month and they cannot fight back or defend themselves.
How to use this effective solution.
Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*
Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*
Beat a gamer month. by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022
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