A dean

A Dean is a very cool person and is much better than the scums called Ryan, Alfie, Connor and Jack.
A Dean is very smart and intelligent.

A Dean is very hench so don't mess

You are a Dean

A dean by Farmboy6968 April 7, 2020

A dean

A Dean is where a very handsome and sexy man has a lot of friends and is a keen lover with many hot and sexy women.

You are a dean

A dean by Farmboy6968 March 22, 2020

A Dean

The act of having a heinous bowel movement, often one which takes over 15 minutes and requires a shower after

I know we have to be there in 5 minutes but I have to go take a Dean

A Dean by WillDempsey December 1, 2022

doing a Dean 

Verb.

The act of taking a shit and smoking a bowl at the same time. Reported to be twice as relaxing (taking a dump is a very relaxing experience) and smoking a bowl (which is super chill).

If you don't know how to chill, though, you get a swirly.

*Text message*

Mark: "hey bro you wanna hang at the party? I heard Stef and Amanda are gonna be there"

Jo: "Sounds good bro, just doing a Dean then gonna have a chat with the bathmat"

doing a Dean by Magnum Mayhem July 7, 2011

Doing a Dean 

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

Doing a Dean by Cheshiret June 4, 2019

Pulling a DEAN 

Deaning or pulling a DEAN is to disappear, ghost, or abandon someone/something for a long period of time ( 6 years) despite consistently promising that you or it are coming soon.

The process of Deaning someone is often elongated by a prolonged fall down the stairs on Instagram live or any retelling/reposts of the aforementioned event.

Man A: hey has that girl still not texted you back?
Man B: yeah she's really pulling a dean on me.

Woman A: Dean said we'd get the album next year right?
Woman B: Yeah but that was 5 years ago.
Woman A: Wow he really deaned us huh.

Netizen A: *reposts video of Dean falling down the stairs
Netizen B: oh no! Now the albums gonna get deaned for another year!

Pulling a DEAN by Kristen Lynn January 5, 2022

pulled off a Dean 

When you offer or promise somebody to cover their shift at work but then you leave or get out of your promise without explanation and acting rude when prompted.

I had a chance to leave work early today but Paul pulled off a Dean on me.

pulled off a Dean by Awildamer November 25, 2019