A crash

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When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:

Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,

Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.

Basically when your crush, crashes.

Jen: I love you Brad!!
Brad: Who are you…?
Jen: *in mind* well that crush turned into a crash

A crash by Low_Wifi December 6, 2022

Words you can keep

a crash bandicoot

recieving a blow job whilst playing on crash bandicoot

mate, my girlfriend came round last night and gave me a crash bandicoot!

a crash bandicoot by sar2k10 June 24, 2010

busting a crash

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.

After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!

busting a crash by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018

pray for a plane crash

Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.

The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?

The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.

pray for a plane crash by Mastersacks July 11, 2017

Crash a party

1. Attending a party uninvited or after asking for an invite.

2. Show up at a party uninvited or self invited and do something remarkable.

Mike crashed the new years eve party in his alligator suit. In many cases nothing remarkable is planned or happens when someone claims to crash a party.

Crash a party by Anonymous (not Jason Legako) January 31, 2015

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

You could survive a car crash by cascade? September 22, 2023

you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

you could survive a car crash by C/B/T February 15, 2009

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026