A Cartman 

This is a category of people to be associated with the South Park character, Eric Cartman. People within this category are usually obese but it is not required to be classed as a Cartman, Cartmans are known to be, pathological liars, bad liars, beg when they can’t get what they want, have never broke a sweat in they’re life, and the most common name for these people is “Kylar”.

Man, Cody is such a Cartman

A Cartman by Mr.man.exe August 20, 2018

pulling a Cartman 

A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.

Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.

pulling a Cartman by TedNugent October 8, 2013

Every Kyle's got a Cartman. 

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

Every Kyle's got a Cartman. by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013