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A wilson 

When you eat pussy and your face is totally in the womens snatch, which is everything but his eyes
A wilson by wowhesfat June 1, 2006
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A Wilson 

Fisting someone whos on their period and then placing the fister's hand on the fistee's face
That girl from last night? She was on the blob so I gave her a wilson
A Wilson by Litteone October 22, 2022
A-Wilson- when a man is having sex with a women he ejaculates on her face he stands up, turns around and crosses his arms like world series champion brian wilson.
hey did you hear robbie did A-Wilson to that girl last night?
A-Wilson by Ryand707 May 9, 2011

Pull a Wilson 

To stay in bed.

Derived from legendary Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who reputedly stayed in bed for three years during an unsavory bout of drug-induced depression.
Employee A: How come you haven't been to work in 3 days?

Employee B: I got bombed on the weekend and had to pull a wilson.
Pull a Wilson by Django Jim August 14, 2010

'doing a wilson' 

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
'doing a wilson' by InformaUltras September 3, 2014

To pull a Wilson 

To speak loudly, sometimes as an interruption, without thinking, and making accusations that aren't true at the most inappropriate time.
President Obama speaking in front of Congress about falsities being perpetrated by pundits being interrupted by Senator Joe Wilson's scream "You lie!" on September 9, 2009.

Screaming "You cheated" to a friend in the middle of class upon seeing their high grade knowing that they didn't.

"Hey, what score did you get on the math quiz?"

"A 95"

"YOU CHEATED!... Sorry, didn't mean to pull a Wilson."
To pull a Wilson by Xexaviar September 10, 2009

A Ghetto Wilson 

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.
Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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