A sir 

Joy gay

Joy gay, a sir, went to Oklahoma.

A sir by Beriass anuss October 14, 2021

A Sir Stripe 

A Sir Stripe is relationship situation where an older male, often a dominant male mentors a younger female, often a submissive female in the arts of kinky sex.

A Sir Stripe relationship most often includes kinky sex sadomasochist play, often a Master slave relationship.

A Sir Stripe by bcp4058 May 23, 2011

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Like a Sir 

A catchphrase and internet rage comic character used to convey elegance, wealth and class. It is associated with Victorian styles like wearing a top hat, monocle or various types of mustaches.

Often used to make something seem classier.
A Classier way of "Like a Boss"

My glasses are broken and i don't have any tape. Oh wait (uses broken glasses side as a monocle)
Like a Sir

Like a Sir by SEKTOR July 25, 2012

Committing a sir Mitchell 

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

Committing a sir Mitchell by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Committing a sir Mitchell 

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

Committing a sir Mitchell by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Like a sir 

A phrase used to express the sophistication of one's character. If one wears a monocle or top hat, they most definitely are like a sir. A much fancier substitute for "like a boss".

1. Bro, I totally banged that chick while wearing a monocle. Like a sir!

2. Aristocrat 1: I do say, that performance by GaGa was riveting!
Aristocrat 2: Like a sir!

Like a sir by CSirness November 11, 2012