The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your
sister half naked wearing nothing but your
dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love
bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me
doctor I was dreaming last
night when all of a sudden I remembered why
my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act