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bread a schnitzel 

have a sex with chick
"Come on boys let's find some chicks and bread a schnitzel"

Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"
bread a schnitzel by xmc July 26, 2011

Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel 

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.
Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

Schnitzel on a stick 

a thin slice of meat fried in fat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer on a stick
Schnitzel
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your leiderhosen!"
Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"
"To sing on stage has been my dream
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunion cream
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"
"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)
Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026