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Beef a queef
"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"
"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
Beef a queef by Vither Creator March 30, 2023
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bon app-a-queef
It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
bon app-a-queef by fedewolfie December 10, 2016
queef a bubble
queef a bubble by narcelptic buble January 1, 2004
queef-a-saurus rex
Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.
Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!
queef-a-saurus rex by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010
a left queef to the bosom
When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
rest in peace
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
rest in peace
a left queef to the bosom by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023
Queef-a-rang
Jessica laughed so hard she farted, which made her fart; this made her laugh even harder that she queefed. This trade of air happened for 5 minutes, causing a Queef-a-rang.
Queef-a-rang by BobbyComet October 7, 2026
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