a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

The Neil

A singular sexual activity where the pervert has 4 wines and then watches porn on 2 computers

I was so sad last night that I pulled The Neil - Mom walked in on me in the morning and tissues were all over the place

by Honcho69 December 9, 2020

Neiling

Verb: The act of forcibly following a girl home after a long night of drinking "Kenny's Wine".

Lets grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white and go Neiling!

by R. Webster February 13, 2008

Neil

A fucking Savage

Why you Neil

by LILHEBREW69 January 26, 2019

Neil

A Neil is the best boy you could ever meet he is nice, caring, and has an amazing smile if you find yourself a neil don’t let him go

Man I wish I had someone like Neil

by Cool_kids May 6, 2018

Neil

Neil is a name used for boys.

Its Lit🔥

Bro: Yo Neils Lit

by Oreo9 April 21, 2018

neil

he an amazing friend and always has ur back . he is a friend who will always be there for u . so keep him very close and never let a friend like him go

I made a new friend

he must be a neil

by ur beloved April 28, 2020