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A Neil is the King of Diamonds when playing a card game
I just need a Neil to win this hand
A Neil by Bobsdefinition May 23, 2020
Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”
A Neil by stevenrama February 20, 2020

A Neil Comment 

A comment made in haste to preserve ones Conservatism, without the relevant knowledge on a subject first being acquired.
Man 1: "I'm glad they banned something because frankly it was a crazy liberal idea and went against the entire 100 year history of man."

Man 2: "That is such A Neil Comment"
A Neil Comment by oscarorange November 3, 2010

pulling a neil 

pulling a neil commonly refers to when one gets excessively drunk on a common highschool substance called miluakees best ice, or occasionally miller lite. Although one who pulls a neil is disliked at the time, all of their friends will grow to laugh it off shortly thereafter.
"yo we were at tylers the other day, and this dude was pulling a neil hardcore.

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson 

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO
I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

Doing A Neil 

When someone goes to extreme measures to get someone they loves attention
Bryan - Hey did you hear about that nutter who climbed on my roof and tried to climb through my window just to see if i was awake?

Sam - Ahh that guy must have been totally in love with you to be Doing A Neil
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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