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a noob by hellomynameisellie January 15, 2014
Words you can keep
Louise tveito
Ahhh you are such a noob, just like louise tveito
A noob by Bollekaka September 20, 2022

hack-a-noob 

A little game people like to play where you go and hack the accounts of noobs.
It's not always in the intention of stealing their items, but rather something done for fun.
Anyways, I'm gonna get off the phone to go play a game of hack-a-noob.

Pwnd like a noob with no pants

a term used by my friend whenever he gets a throwing knife kill in mw2... the noob got powned so badly its like he had no pants
triple thermal care package coming in....boom boom boom HARRIERS!!! throwing knife....killed!!!!!!!!! u just got pwnd like a noob with no pants!

WHAT A NOOB 

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.
*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB
WHAT A NOOB by john December 17, 2004

What a Noob! 

Basics of this saing come from noob which you will see is a slam on new people... in the past directed toward game players an poeple of the sort but now.... well with my community of peoples... has become a broader diss to ne one new to ne thing! lol it acctually is a funny diss so give her a shot
some douche comes up acting bad at say... basket ball... you stomp him... your comment "What a Noob!"!!!
What a Noob! by Brad Freakin Hull October 13, 2006

bunking a noob 

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.
"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
bunking a noob by D. Gould February 25, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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